ARCHIVES - C.B. Anderson EPO
Poems Prior to 2023
The world dispenses sudden
As cold as frost and dry as Melba toast,
But what this noise-arresting illness is
Has never been precisely diagnosed.
We're used to waves of
That tend to overload an open mind
And challenge any rational devotion
To silent nights drummed up for humankind.
The urban world we live in
is a mire,
A labyrinth informed by fallen states
Of quasi-intellectual desire
That loves the endless processes, but hates
Itself. And that is where
the battle ends:
Contested realms neck-deep in indecision,
With no one brave enough to buck the trends
Or to ameliorate the next collision
Between established norms
and novel notions.
The quietude occurring now and then,
Supported by repose-inducing potions,
Enjoins us to refill our cup: Say when!
I studied them near half
Before I dared to put them in a poem,
Though when I sauntered with my
Through town, I acted like I didn't know 'em.
I hoped they'd never realize
What I had written while their backs were turned
And force me to apologize
Profusely as my manuscripts were burned.
The town librarian discovered
There was a rising poet in their midst.
When I returned some books, she
Until I borrowed more; and I was blitzed
With phone calls from her lettered friends,
Who gathered every other Wednesday night
To slam new literary trends,
Till I agreed to join them, and recite.
After the reading and the thank-you
She cornered me, her eyes all too adoring:
She said strong lines were what she drank
Compared to me, Ed Robinson was boring.
The preservation of the central radix
From which profound philosophies arise
Requires much more than ordinary hay-ricks
To guarantee a store of opened eyes
Come spring. It's in our
nature to obsess
About the details of the fluid world
In which we've all been swimming. Nonetheless,
The wall against which our complaints are hurled
Is solid as Gibraltar. It
Assaults more easily than mortal flesh
Can fend disease or rid itself of cysts,
And howsoever gladly we refresh
Ourselves in salutary
Magnesium can only go so far
To reinvigorate our flagging wings
Or reconfigure what we truly are.
Although it's laudable to
think before we act,
Deliberation's not our strongest suit,
And caution's just a moldy artifact
Of stuffy rule books long considered moot.
Today is yesterday, and
Paved roads get in the way. The sky is pink,
And no one has a point of
view. Cold facts
Are served on platters of unnatural acts.
Thanksgiving is a habitude
Of corn and death, of Brussels sprouts and leeks
That spent all summer
growing. In a word,
Redemptive institutions are absurd
And offer nothing for the
Who'd rather spend the winter smoking dope
Alone, at home among the
Of coconuts and airbrushed lemon trees.
The married life is not for
Especially when the root of having fun
Is undermined by hungry
That know no better than to spread their feces
Across a dormant lawn. The
land is fertile,
But landlords fear the wormy beds which girdle
A sinking house. Their
handsome sons are gay.
There's no tomorrow. Happy Holiday.
Protect us from religious
Who want to commandeer our souls
So they might feed us only what's
Inside their musty cubbyholes.
Let them believe what they
But if consistent with Your will,
Then grant us now a brief reprieve
And make their harping tongues be still.
Lest all our hearts begin
And we become like Pharisees,
Prepare for them a separate garden
Where they may proselytize the trees:
Of preaching we have had
Your word is money in the bank,
Much better than inflated stuff
Evangelists purvey. We thank
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Her Mona Lisa smile and
Belied the fact that she was victim of
A life gone wrong: a pickle-sour mismarriage
That bit the bitter dust. So much for love.
When starting fresh, she
set her sights upon
The type whose values overrode his lust,
A person made of stuff a marathon
Is won with, someone who would earn her trust.
It's not a crime to wish,
but for a fact,
A man is only what he is -- no more,
No less -- pursuing every carnal act
With all due haste, a sprinter to the core.
A round of sex ensures no
And might not even make the heart grow fond.
Just as the weatherman was
About a hurricane off Yucatan,
The storm clouds here at home were gathering
Above our heads. We didn't have a plan
For flooding streams that
likely would ensue,
Nor had we stocked our pantries with the food
That we would need to see us safely through
Calamitous events that might intrude
Upon our normative
In Mexico, all hatches had been battened
By heartless drug lords who, to some degree,
Were conscious of the folks on whom they fattened.
This story doesn't really
have an ending,
Because it all depends on who will rush
The gates and who will staunchly be defending
The breach from which marauding legions gush.
Strong winds may augur
either good or ill,
Depending on just where they're coming from,
But flaking paint upon a windowsill
Does not imply that households must succumb
To every burglar who would
break and enter.
The world is full of fools who hem and haw
About what's right, reviling each dissenter
Who favors full enforcement of the Law.
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The moving finger writes, but what it writes
Might be seditious or erroneous,
Enough to keep the lawyers up at nights
Deciding whether acts felonious
Occurred. "Most anything
but shouting Fire!
Inside a crowded theater is legal,
And Darwin saw old paradigms expire
While traveling the world aboard the Beagle,
Then dared to publish: What
In just a few short years, established norms
Were overturned, the old religion tossed
By storms based on evolving living forms.
This knotty problem still
has not been solved
Completely: Many weighty questions linger.
It's obvious that humans have evolved,
But has there never been a moving finger
That pushed the keys of
Perhaps it all comes down to what belief
Exerts its preternatural sovereignty
Within the context of a life too brief.
A disciple of Jesus may do as he pleases
Just so long as he honors the Lord,
And the valley of sin is no place to begin,
Unless hoping to meet His swift sword.
The example of Mary should
make a girl wary
Of allowing the spirit inside,
For as soon as she did an improbable kid
Was conceived in a working man's bride.
The reaction of Joseph was
far from explosive,
Though his helpmate had proven untrue.
With a semblance of joy he looked after the boy,
For what else was a cuckold to do?
Now, the turn of events,
more than thirty years thence,
Put a host of misgivings to bed,
For the old rugged cross, the new emblem of loss,
Was established once Jesus was dead.
Whether true resurrection
or gross vivisection
Is a question for scholars to ponder,
But as best we can tell, troubling visions of hell
Don't exist in that country up yonder.
I passed beside a meadow where the kine
Were grazing placidly -- as is their wont --
Lamenting that not one of them was mine
To milk or to make use of as a font
Of grass-fed yearling beef
or precious veal.
The workings of a dairy must seem cruel
To vegans who disdain a hearty meal,
But it so happens that a single bull
Can service dozens of
I have no issue with organic farmers
That till the earth with oxen-powered plows,
But I'm averse to strident false-alarmers
Who dare to tell me how I
ought to live.
Economy demands that excess males
Be used -- if only in a nutritive
Capacity, which naturally entails
The letting of great quantities of blood.
The lucky bull that grazes with his harem,
A docile herd content to chew their cud,
Stands like a spadix in a glade of arum.
The sooner we reject the gut and brain,
The sooner will the feeling heart's domain
Begin to dominate our labile souls,
Consigning will and thought to lesser roles.
No longer shall a rational
Inform the actions of a steady coach
Or help him make appropriate decisions
When mediating visceral collisions
Between an oversized
And monsters rising from the ocean's brine,
Which leads apace to mutual destruction,
Forestalling comity's reintroduction.
The constant practice of
No matter how instinctive and appealing
To liberal souls, is rarely adequate
To calculate the long and short of it.
Unthinking action's vain
Devoid of principle and ratio,
As far as anyone can see will tend
To render many an unraveled end.
This lame approach of going
with the flow,
As most sure-footed pragmatists well know,
Results in shipwrecks on a swelling tide,
A course that's tantamount to suicide.
Not every territory has
With fixed political geography,
But where our penciled boundaries overlapped
We founded neutral zones of comity.
The fragrant bait with
which we set our traps
Turned out to be less needful than we thought
Because no matter how at odds our maps,
We both were more than happy to be caught.
It's not our foremost aim
to live in peace
Or hunker down in pleasant comfort zones;
In fact, should strife and conflict ever cease,
We'd miss the chance to gnaw each other's bones.
Our time together left no
trace of doubt
That we were destined for a clash of arms,
For neither one of us can do without
The night raids or the sounding of alarms.
Vitality and beauty may not
And open doors may someday soon be closed,
But close encounters from the recent past
Have shown no signs of giving up the ghost.
What answers are expected
A man encountered on the street
Whose daily games are zero-sum
And whose exalted gods have feet
Of clay? And who would want
A ne'er-do-well in need of food
Who suffers chronic indigestion
With such a fractious attitude?
"It takes all kinds," the
But policies the likes of this,
Like voters forced to hold their nose,
Deserve acute analysis.
A more decisive course
To overcome our fathers' failures
And institute a legacy
Where sons and daughters cheat their jailers.
Our mothers, too, must
share the blame
For crippling children whom they coddled
In Doctor Spock's infernal name,
A plan by which young souls were throttled.
deserves a glass of whiskey
At end of day to counteract the stress
Entailed by all the elements of risk he
Incurs pursuing large rewards. A less
schedule would be very foolish
For anyone anticipating gains,
Since only an incompetent with mulish
Predispositions tries to slip the reins.
enterprising person has a purpose
That brooks no multilateral distraction
And bars participation in a circus
Where levity's the only satisfaction.
religion of the bottom line
Holds sway on profit's tilted playing field,
And lucrative transactions are the valentine
To which a merchant's troth is pledged and sealed.
are offered, people tend to close
Their eyes, as though the darkness would enhance
The power of their ears. The Good Lord knows
That rituals are like a stately dance
establish formal bonds
Among communicants who seek an anchor
In cold uncharted seas or stagnant ponds,
Without ironic sneers or latent rancor.
I like to
honor prayers with open eyes,
If only to be sure of where I'm going,
For seeing's most important, I surmise,
To separate what's been assumed from knowing.
The opening of
all the human senses
To Heaven's multifaceted Creation
Is that from which the naked truth commences,
Engendering the spirit's satiation.
I hate it when
I have to deal with fractions,
For I'm more comfortable with rounded numbers.
I loathe infinitesimal transactions
Where, unbeknownst to me, a giant slumbers
labyrinth of shrinking fractals.
When I look down the corridors of time
And glimpse tyrannosaurs and pterodactyls
Disporting in a late Cretaceous clime,
I wonder what
intelligent new creature
Will lump me with the monkeys and the apes
As he or she or it, a self-taught teacher,
Adapts to puzzlement by shifting shapes
Elucidations. Every twinkling star,
It's said, might be another sun held dear
By those within its glow; but from afar,
The math of
astrophysics sets the tone.
It all comes down to who shall make the rules
And how they are applied. Good seeds are sown
Along with bad ones. Philosophic schools
obscurity: In sum,
The categorical imperative
Is just some old curmudgeon's rule of thumb
That almost never hits us where we live,
Since there is
no utility in dictums
Observed by martinets whose swollen heads
Are firmly lodged inside their costive rectums
And who, for all we know, are off their meds.
can't imagine life without it,
Hard science does not have the final say.
It's evident, however much I doubt it,
That worlds arise de novo every day.
I merely want
a place to lay my head
When sunset sheds its last entrancing glow,
That I might then have commerce with the dead
Who left this world behind so long ago.
The father of
my father is a ghost,
My mother's mother is a fading shade
But those whom I will miss the most
Are phantom friends with whom I've never made
Time, as always, turns the key
And locks us down inside a Turkish jail
Where bastinado is the destiny
Of Westerners accused of quaffing ale
of hashish, the crimes for which
No punishment is ever deemed too harsh,
Nor meek appeals a cause to stay the switch.
Just cast my body in the nearest marsh
To feed the
hungry creatures there, and let
Ubiquitous bacteria enjoy
My final fall from grace, but not forget
The filth I lent them when I was a boy.
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